September 20, 2011

J-Lo is Gorgeous...

I wanted to be nice before I gauged your eyes out and made your ears bleed at this awkward fright fest of an over-budgeted, over-hyped waste of time commercial that doubles as a pointless music video for this cacophony of sound they call a song.

So if you're in the market for a Fiat, some fine Tous jewelry or have a hankering for a shot of Crown Royal Black take a gander.(actually, gulp down the whole bottle of Crown. It'll make the pain more bearable)


At least before your eyes explode and sizzle down your cheek bones your last vision will be that of the stunning Mrs. Anthony Miss Lopez. Unfortunately the last thing you'll hear will sound like a wild Moose mating call.


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